Thursday, July 29, 2010

Human clone of opposite sex.

The following song is written by Randall Garrett. Later few stanzas were added by the science fiction god Isaac Asimov.

Oh, give me a clone

Of my own flesh and bone

With its Y chromosome changed to X

And after it's grown

Then my own little clone

Will be of the opposite sex.

(chorus) Clone, clone of my own

With its Y chromosome changed to X

And when I'm alone

With my own little clone

We will both think of nothing but sex.

Oh, give me a clone

Is my sorrowful moan,

A clone that is wholly my own.

And if she's X-X

And the feminine sex

Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone.

My heart's not of stone,

As I've frequently shown

When alone with my own little X

And after we've dined,

I am sure we will find

Better incest than Oedipus Rex.

Why should such sex vex

Or disturb or perplex

Or induce a disparaging tone?

After all, don't you see

Since we're both of us me

When we're having sex, I'm alone.

And after I'm done

She will still have her fun

For I'll clone myself twice ere I die.

And this time without fail

They'll be both of them male

And they'll each ravage her by and by.

Source: I. Asimov A Memoir by Isaac Asimov.